Mr Bioethanol lives in east Cumbria. He loves drinking Bioethanol as he says it gives him an edge during very long distance steeple chases, and even the london, New York, Paris, Milan and Brussels marathon were brought home by him, which he swears is all due to the fact that he drinks the stuff by the gallon. I think he is probably right as he is the only person to have won all these races, without having done 5 minutes worth of training. I find this pretty impressive, as when I run further than 100 yards, I come very close to passing out.