I was retiring from my company after thirty years and they threw me a fantastic party. I got a great present that everyone in the office chipped in for, and I asked the administrative assistant to make sure that the watch did not cost too much. She told me confidentially that the office had voted for her to buy something for me and when she went shopping she found the Rolex Presidential on sale and could not pass it up. When she brought it back to the office to show everyone they all thought that she had spent more than the fund allowed but she reassured them.
