I have this girlfriend, and we went to see this variety show being filmed the other day. I don’t remember how she got tickets. But they had a bunch of different stuff. While the magician was busy doing his thing, she turned to me told me I should learn magic tricks. That if I learned tricks, maybe I could get on TV. I told her I particularly didn’t want to be on TV, until I saw all the super cute girls swarm the magician to see the tricks up close. My mind started spinning, and so did hers. Now I’m the one that wants to learn magic tricks, and she says if I do, she’s breaking up with me. Go figure.
